Chapter 155 Onii-chan and Onee-chan From Back Then

 So I checked the JLPT test result three months after the test.... I almost forgot it lmao. I got a passing mark for overall score but my reading score is lower than the bare minimum sigh.

 

Chapter 155 Onii-chan and Onee-chan From Back Then

 

I’m Vel-kun.

I’m Kii-kun.

I’m Kaa-kun.

I’m Maa-kun.

Just from the names we seemed very harmless but when we lined up together we looked practically too menacing.

I mean, we were just having made our team of four and all but what should we do with the team name?

The moment I have some leisure in my mind that kind of trivial stuff floated into my head.

But still, I think it’s quite the important matter, shall I just think about it later?

Anyway, right now let’s kickoff the reunion party in it’s truest sense...

“If~ you~ want~ to~ pla~y base~ball~, you need to do it like this~, out!”

“Safe!”

“O- okay!”

“Okay!”

“Aight, victory! That was close, we only somehow able to win!” (Kagami)

Hey, you about to do something just now!

“Now now, onee-san, isn’t it about time we let loose of our love~” (Kagami)

“Precchident-san you horny~”

“Ohhoho~, it’s friggin’ good~ friggin’ good~, take~ that~!” (Kagami)

“Oh~~~~My~~~~~!”

Inside a certain forest with a bar that as if a night club, having flirty young girls as his opponent, Kagami was playing on a tatami room.

Having done getting soaked in the bath, his beard and hair had also done being trimmed now looking just like he was in the past, and since he now back to be a flashy guy after so long, he went and surround himself with woman and drinks, in a sumptuous feast and debauchery.

It’s as if he is playing all that to moisten his dryness.

“Fafanfa, fanfanfan! Fafanfa, fanfanfan! This place one is good hot spring 〜♪” (Kishin)

“Aa~n, onii-san, you really good at singing~ Please sing more~!”

TL note: ogre in Japanese also oni.

“Heey heey, elephant-san too, you shouldn’t just only eat, let’s dance too~”

“Hm, no need to concern me-zou. For the sake of the journey hereafter I shall eat earnestly, it is to maintain my ardour-zou!” (Kaizer)

Playing his guitar skillfully as if becoming a BGM, Milco has been playing so many songs since a while ago, he sat himself on top of the bar counter, with mirror ball glittering inside the place making things really fired up.

Furthermore, after such a long time not having a proper meal, Kaa-kun is now greedily eating his food. He gulped down the mountain-like pile of fruits on top of the table. ....Well he’s herbivore after all....

Heck, forget about making merry in the night, no one actually realized that there are criminals and wanted people in the mix!

No well, it’s fine I guess....

“Still, to think that deserted village, well, became this kind of tourist spot.” (Velt)

Upon visiting the first time after two years, the small village that exists adjoining the former Shirom around the base of a mountain range in the Human Continent..... has already became a thing in the past.

However, right now that place has become overflowing with population and energy, the village has expanded, it has already grown to the point that the people coming and going became extraordinarily a lot.

It was once a place where both the people and the stores are all too much frugal, rather than saying that it was a calm and peaceful village, you can only saw it as a declining poor village.

However, after two years of the excavation of the hot spring, you can find lodgings, restaurants, general stores and other business all available, even you can find a liquor store that’s similar to night club, the tourists that dropped by for the hot spring and the youngsters of the village are now firing things up in the sleepless nights.

“Hey~, onii-san, in which inn are you staying?”

“You’re quite cute~, hey~, how about a go?”

As Milco played his music, he somehow stood up on table and made it as if a stage, and since a while ago, the onee-chans with lots of skin exposure on their clothes have been shaking their hips in their dance, sending winks to the men they made eye contact with.

On the other hand, I was just sitting alone and keeping quiet, rather than saying that I’m flirting around, the onee-chans that reek the smell of prostitute just keep coming closer.

“N..........nnn........” (Velt)

Crap, this kind of atmosphere is a bit too early for virgins. I mean, Kagami and Milco are sure amazing. They’re perfectly blending in, enjoying the games of the night.

“He~y, Asakura-kun you come here too! Well then~ everyone pull these sticks okay~ on three, who is~ the king!” (Kagami)

“OH~ if we play that then me is the former king.” (Milco)

“Ahahaha, say what~ Kii-kun is very interesting~.”

No, I mean, in a different meaning from me he also got eaten by his years, after he got reincarnated he already experienced a life way more thick than ordinary people after all.....

“I’m the king-dana! Number four has to let the king rub their breast-dana!”

“Eeh~,  I don’t want it with Kimo-kun~, ahn, the way you touch them is so lewd, wait, no, nn! No, don’t pinch on them..... don’t~, anymore than this I’ll go out!”

“Pukyaah! This is so good-ndana, the best-ndana! Tonight, I’ll start by eating you-ndana!” (Kimomen)

Huh? Why in our group of four now have this pig in?

Aah, now that I remember, we were just escaping around together and then he just ended up sticking along, was it like that?

“Velt-kun, Velt-kun, this village is awesome-nandana! I can’t go back to my former workplace anymore, I will live here-ndana! The King’s Game is the best-ndana!” (Kimomen)

“Yeah, do as you like. I mean, I don’t even intend to take you along more than this after all.” (Velt)

All of them went and have fun themselves. Well, I’m okay with that though. We came here exactly for that, I don’t mind at all. Still, I just can’t go and proactively play with woman no matter what I do.

“I did it, I’m the king again-nandana! Then, number five do the puff puff to the king-ndana!” (Kimomen)

“.....................Muh..............I am number five-zou.” (Kaizer)

“.........................buhi?” (Kimomen)

TL note: you can see some fat anime characters slipping buhi in their speech from time to time, like when they gasping.

As I heard Kimomen’s shriek that sounds like the agony of death along and the loud laughter, I quietly stood up from my seat as to be not noticed, then left the bar.

My body is a bit tired so I stretched my body that had got warmed up by submerging myself in the hot spring previously, and as I became relaxed I started to look around.

In the past one can feel the beautiful atmosphere of natural scenery here but now there’s a dazzling light to it as if it already became a splendidly bustling town.

“Hey, onii-san, short is this much, and long is much, what do you think?”

“O- onii-san, there’s a young boy here.”

Still, it’s this again huh? Rather than calling this town a bustling hot spring town, can’t you just call it red light district already?

With the girls in front of the shops and under the pillars are all calling people over with dubious eyes and all.

Is this legal? Or illegal? Well I don’t really understand something like that but it’s not that rigid, it’s more of a kind of outlawish atmosphere are drifting about, either they’re really not noticing the existence of Milco and others or just something like as long as you’re paying then you’re customers, well I don’t understand at all.

This is definitely a growth but can’t really say it’s in a good way or not, well it’s got nothing to do with me though.

And then, it was at that moment.

“You there~, you don’t bring a girl~, in this kind of place~, just walking around~, could it be, you’re too nervous and can’t get one~?”

“Let out your courage~, do your best.”

Once again, quite the colorful women voices called over me.

When I turned around, rather than charming, sexy is the word that would be best fitting. It feels like they could appear on the American porn in the ones hosting huge breasts and voluptuous ass, they’re two women that could rob your eyes off.

They’re wearing the erotic kind of shorts and micro bikini.

Let me say it clearly, they’re too much of a strong stimulus for virgins but when I saw the face of them, [Ah] unintentionally escaped my mouth.

“What’s wrong onii-chan~?”

“Which part of us~ are you seeing~?”

Even when both of them saw me they didn’t make any particular reactions. But I know these two. I even met and talked with them.

“Aah~, union head~, please don’t walk out that much at this kind of hour~”

“If Kuri onee-san and Risu onee-san were walking around we can’t pull in any boys after all~”

As the girls smiled in their greeting the boys passing by all turned around and eyeing them with indecent looks.

They’re here when I came to this village, the hunter duo. If I’m not mistaken they’re [Kuri and Risu]?

TL note: if you don’t remember, their name is pun for clitoris. クリとリス (Kuritorisu/Kuri and Risu)

“Union head?” (Velt)

“Hmm~? You ~, is this your first time? Don’t you know us~?”  (Kuri)

“We’re the head of the Union that manages this hot spring, you know. Pleased to meet you♪” (Risu)

With this a bit of nostalgic meeting, a small smile slipped out of me.

“Hee~, you’re quite the precious.” (Kuri)

“That’s right~, lascivious. Ju~st kidding.” (Risu)

“We are former hunters you see~, we dug up this hot spring two years ago~. Well, the ones actually did it was humanity’s strongest hunter Farga and the Monster Master Cleran though~. And oh also, the top most echelon of the Love and Peace as well as the demon representative for ambassador of friendship Ura-chan~, and the second generation Sword Saint, Musashi-chan.” (Kuri)

“Now that I think about it, they’re all amazing members aren’t they~” (Risu)

Hearing such nostalgic names, my smile spontaneously fell off and my chest felt an uncontrollable emotion.

As I thought, my name won’t come out.

“Those guys.... do they, come here at times?” (Velt)

I continued my words as I made it so that they can’t guess my feelings, Kuri and Risu shook their head as they said [It’s rather unfortunate].

“Well~, none at all. It’s like~, they’re just so busy after all~” (Kuri)

“Cheh, if I had eaten Farga, I’d already a queen at this time~, really too bad~” (Risu)

“Well, we don’t get bothered with money at all right now though~, even when we sleep money keeps flowing in~”

“And at times we can make a night adventure with this kind of cute boys too~”

No well, don’t snuggle to me, don’t blow your breath on me, don’t chew my ears, don’t entangle my legs, don’t press my arm to your cleavage, don’t touch my chest from above!

“Wait, oi oi oi oi!” (Velt)

“Hya~n, so fresh~ very slurpy~” (Kuri)

“Wann a do it~?” (Risu)

What the heck? I understood them instinctively.

I’m gonna get milked dry!

“No, stop stop, wait I was just, I have lots of things on my mind, I can’t get entangled with woman.” (Velt)

“Ara~, what happened~? Did your heart broke?” (Kuri)

As to shook off them embarrassment from myself I writhed, Kuri and Risu then made another reaction to my words.

Heart break? No, it’s not something like that.....

“No..... heart break..... it wasn’t like that.....” (Velt)

Still, Forna and Ura’s faces kept flitting on my mind. And at the corner, there’s Eljela. And Ayase.... well whatever.

But, I wonder why.

It’s not like I’m feeling sick. But still, it’s a kind of loneliness that I’m holding for two years.

And, [this kind] of weakness, I absolutely don’t want Kagami to find it out, I’m not gonna say it to him because he’d think I became sissy.

“Hmmm~, I don’t get it at all~!” (Risu)

“Yup, let’s don’t talk about that difficult stuff~. Look look, since you’ve already here and all, let’s just go and have fun. How about we go drink at our Union?” (Kuri)

I also can’t say anything more than this. I mean, I don’t know what’s going to happen once I said it all.

Just, well, if it’s just drinking I think it’s fine. So as I was stuck in between Kuri and Risu, with their shoulders linked to mine, I got taken away by the two.

“Look, it’s here, here” (Kuri)

“Go inside~ go in deep and whole~” (Risu)

It’s a modest building made of wood. A sign with [Labor Union Office] written was affixed on it.

At that moment, I realized someone exited the building from it’s back entrance.  Holding a trash bag in both hands.

And then, my eyes were slightly stolen when looking at that person.

With a style focusing on black, there are frills in the end of cuffs and skirts. Something you not see often at a pleasure quarter, a kind of unnatural existence.

“A, a maid?” (Velt)

That’s right, there’s a maid.

The age, maybe about two or three years younger than me? She’s a bit small. Her blonde hair is in ponytail. Her face is frowning. Despite it’s our first time meeting her mood seems bad.

“Those ears? Tail? Wait, so a demihuman!”

Wait a sec, a demihuman maid, what the heck!

I can’t figure out the ears and tail with just one glance, so I don’t know from which tribe she is.

“It’s quite the awfully thick tail.... from which tribe is she?” (Velt)

Well, I’ve brought along ogre and elephant after all.

Then, Kuri and Risu grinningly answered.

“Aah~, that kid. That kid you see~, she’s running away from home~. Seems she got sick of her home and just flew off~, she just ended up drifting to here~.” (Kuri)

“Since there’s no empty position we hired her to help us. Ah, that kid is cute but she doesn’t do that business so she can’t do anything lewd, alright?”

No well, I don’t mean that. But why is a demihuman can work so casually?

“Back then Shirom got destroyed by Shinsengumi, so isn’t the oppression against demihuman supposedly strong?” (Velt)

“Yup, but~ , but from now on the world seems going to gradually accept them you know~? Yubamensch from the Four Heavenly Beast Demihumans proposed about it, and Forna-sama from the Ten Heroes of Light accepted it, in the areas where the Alliance Army is properly managing, I heard something along the lines that they’re accepting their workers there~. Well, there’s some laws and regulations about that though.” (Kuri)

Forna did that? I never thought she’d do something like that. I also didn’t read those kinds of difficult politic stuff in the newspaper too....

If I’m not mistaken, the big war against the demihumans and demons is on halt, and for the sake of deepening friendship they started to accept workers and those people that lost their country and seeking asylum.

Especially, this place is where Farga, Ura, and Musashi, the existences akin to the VIP in the world, a place where they have connections to. It isn’t weird for them to be accepted in this kind of place.

I see, so that’s why people from other races like Kaa-kun and Milco able to walk around with no problem. Well, they’d faint once they knew their real identity though.

“Though, right now it’s just something like an experimental trial, including here there are only a few that putting it into practice you know~” (Risu)

Experimental. Of course its like that. If they just suddenly accept other races in, for example places like the Empire capital, once they do something like an insurrection, coup d’etat, or terrorism then it’s gonna be something that can’t be pulled back.

And, despite it being not a fake, Maman probably has a substantial right to speak in Love and Peace. Tyler and his group too must be not wanting other races that they one day going to destroy to be loitering around the Human Continent, they must be going to return a completely cold rejection and stir up antipathy.

And that kind of compromise will keep on accumulating, and to think that in this kind of hot spring place to have a running away from home demihuman maid appearing...... what to say, the world sure has changed.

“Well, that’s why~ these days~ there are some bureaucrats and people from the Great Human Alliance Army come in for inspection at a fixed interval~” (Kuri)

Hooh, inspection huh~. To think that they come to this kind of hot spring under the name of inspection, I’m envious of that bureaucratic bungling.

“Exactly~, that’s why~ on the days like today are the time when the girls also trying to get money, that’s why we go walk out in the night~” (Risu)

Hmmm......... eh?

“He~y, Yuzu~, bring out the wine from the warehouse~ I’m in the mood for that now~” (Kuri)

“................Understood....... go drunk then die yourself....”

“Sheesh~, stop glaring with that kind of scary eyes~” (Kuri)

“Hmph”

Somehow, I felt a bit taken aback.

“Ah, that kid is [Yuzu], she’s scary right~.  She isn’t smiling much in the first place and her mouth is also destructive, but she’s just in a bit of bad mood these days, so please don’t mind her~” (Risu)

“It’s fine, I don’t really care about her name or her mood though.... well, since she’s wearing a maid uniform she should speak a bit more cutely.... heck I don’t mean that...” (Velt)

“Actually, she’s working together with her elder brother but since a few days ago he disappeared you see~” (Kuri)

“No well, I don’t care about that too.” (Velt)

It’s not like I care about what happen or not happen with that demihuman.

“Hey, employer. Don’t talk about him..... next time I meet him I’m going to bite him to death. He’s good for nothing elder brother..... what’s with him going to make the money a hundredfold.... he went and took all my salary and just disappeared.....” (Yuzu)

“Mou~, don’t be angry~ yup!” (Risu)

Whatever with that. The problem is the thing before that.

“Hey..... a day like today..... you mean the inspection day? What’s that mean?” (Velt)

“Hm? Yup, that’s why~ it is the day when there’s an inspection from the Alliance Army like today, since we can do business with the those rich elite people, all the girls are in high spirit and lined up outside~” (Kuri)

.................Really?

“Today?” (Velt)

“Yup~ toda~y” (Risu)

There’s an inspection today...... you.....

“ “They’re here---!!!””

At that moment, with a roar, an uprush like those inside a concert venue was heard from the village entrance.

 “They’re here they’re here here! The Great Human Alliance Army, the heroes of humans!”

“Despite it’s just one squad, the force is amazing!”

Cheerings can be heard.

Clattering noises sounded from the inside of the village as people rushed to gather at the village’s entrance, rising up a loud cheering there.

“Seems they’ve come, the person who came to inspect is from the Empire for things regarding immigration, the Miniester of Civil Rights, Olband-sama.” (Kuri)

“He mediates about the demihumans, their home, and their job, since he’s detailed about demihumans~ he got selected for it they said~........ It’s only between you and me but I heard he purchased demihumans to do lewd things on them, it’s just some rumors though.” (Risu)

Seeing from afar, at the head of the inspection squad, receiving the village’s welcome while being handed over a bouquet of flower a pig is.... no I mean, a man is there.

However, I’m surprised. The guy I assume as the minister could be mistaken as a demihuman, with him being fat and all greasy, a bald old man.

I mean....

“Hm? It’s like, he’s similar to someone huh” (Velt)

It feels like there’s someone that also looks like pig I’m familiar with....

However my thought was immediately went astray. It’s because the soldiers that came along to guard the minister.

Their number approximately around fifty. But, even with that it’s a number already well enough for this kind of village.

Every one of them were selected from various places in the Human Continent, they have the looks of those so called elites.

I can understand why the girls are making that much racket.

“...........Hm? Hm, ........hm? Hm!” (Velt)

However, rather than that, I can’t help but pay attention to the man beside the minister.

“Aah~, that onii-san, so he also tag along~. That one just now is someone amazing you know~.” (Kuri)

“Yup yup, from what I heard from the rumors he’s quite the guy~ so, just how~ did he come~?” (Risu)

Hm........ why....... did he come here?

“Gufu. Prince, I thank you for specially coming along with us this time. The Yellow Jaegers are investigating that [Arena] after all. Also the [commission requester] recommended you so very strongly. Even having to specify you come to a place like this, on top of not being a place related to the Alliance Army, you who is a prince of another country need to trouble yourself to come all the way here, words can’t express my gratitude.”

The minister guy is speaking to the guy on his side.

And then, the guy who has eyes as sharp as an unsheathed knife replied bluntly.

“It’s shitty damn a pain in the ass. I’m gonna freaking kill that commission requester, that overprotective shitty old man next time we meet.”

The man who spouted out those rough words is wearing a purple mantle with Elfarshia Kingdom’s emblem on it. Orange colored long hair is tied on his back, a man of slightly small stature.

“Ye, yes. I also think it isn’t okay to.....”

“Well whatever. It’s already damn changed but it’s not like I have no reason to come to this place.”

“Indeed, you are very dependable. And also, a massage from the [commission requester], if [they] resist, I don’t mind if you go a bit rough on them, at that moment, go~ at it with a snap.”

“Hmph, so I can’t just kill them, a pain in the ass shit. In reality, that shitty demihuman can just come here......”

“No well, Musashi-dono is.... she’s having the duty of guarding Cosmos and also educating her  all thetime...”

“Ain’t she just playing around with that shitty brat.”

Ooh? Ooh ooh oohhh? He is..... no matter how I see him.....

“And, is it damn confirmed already? They counterfeit their own identification papers, and came to live in this village, those royalties from the [dragonman tribe] of the [Cry Country], the [Jackpot Prince] and [Princess Yuzuriha], are they really hiding here?”

“It is really like that. We cannot ignore it. If they were to not come back home then the commission requester, their father and the [Shinsengumi] will be moving altogether to bring them back, they threatened us like that after all.”

“Oi oi, are you really thinking to once again bring that shitty geezer who destroyed Shirom right to it’s neighbor? Well, if it’s that shitty geezer then he might do it.”

I strained my ears to listen to their secret conversation, brought along by the vibration in the air.

And then, with a look as if not interested, the man said this.

“Anyways, it’s a shitty commission but, they’re the siblings who have mixed the blood of [War God] and [dragon], it’s something I damn looking forward to.”

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeck, it’s the elder brother of my former wife!

Crap, I don’t understand why he’s here but it’s gonna be bad if he discover us!

I mean, at first I thought our group of four won’t lose to anyone that come after us but to think a guy who I personally sensitive with to actually come.

However, it’s not only that.

“That’s right, let’s catch those trouble kids in a zip and quickly get into the bath together♪”

Huh?

A grinningly smiling face appeared from the back, the woman who snuggled to my former onii-chan is....

“Hahhahha, yes, but still, to think that the two of you, [Scarlet Dragon Slayer] and [Monster Master] would actually come, it’s as reassuring as having one thousand men.”

Yeah! Even onee-chan is hereeeeee!

It’s like..... things gonna flow into a troublesome stream, anyways since it seems like I don’t have anything to do with it let’s just ignore them and escape.....

 

 

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